But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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