After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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