You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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