Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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