on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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