He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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