I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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