so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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