addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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