Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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