Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i was born a porn star she said
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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