i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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