just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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