Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
