after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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