Non-Jews are for practice
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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