I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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