doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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