Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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