We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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