looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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