whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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