She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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