Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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