This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
