I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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