so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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