Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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