Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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