There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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