I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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