Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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