quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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