You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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