i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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