chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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