We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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