i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
not ubering you a puppy
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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