Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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