i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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