OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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