ADVERTISEMENT

• (865): View more from Tennessee

  we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice

  Fav 23 7920 1165

  share tweet
  

• (614): View more from Ohio

  Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?

  Fav 52 13248 1150

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Everybody was literally kung fu fighting

  Fav 33 11058 1292

  share tweet
  

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.

  Fav 34 9503 1139

  share tweet
  

• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C

  Fav 12 4167 1298

  share tweet
  

• (661): View more from California

  So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?

  (818): View more from California

  I hate you.

  Fav 9 5380 1286

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (706): View more from Georgia

  Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Your blankets are not drunk friendly

  Fav 2 1097 1332

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?

  Fav 3 2131 908

  share tweet
  

• (308): View more from Nebraska

  got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie

  Fav 3 1685 533

  share tweet
  

• (818): View more from California

  I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.

  Fav 3 519 668

  share tweet
  

• (817): View more from Texas

  And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon

  Fav 2 65 115

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (604): View more from British Columbia

  honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor

  Fav 0 12 32

  share tweet
  

• (435): View more from Utah

  He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.

  Fav 0 60 4

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?

  Fav 0 21 26

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.

  Fav 0 54 5

  share tweet
  

Randomize