paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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