Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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