if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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