I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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