so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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