lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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