I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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