My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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