Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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