Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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